Haute Mess 2nd March @ The Bullingdon

UH OH OXFORD!! Dobby found a crusty sock and now SHE’S FREE 🔥 the bussylisk has crept out of the chamber of cishets and he/they won’t go back until they get their c***ies 👀 professor mcglockagle says it’s time to gobble gobble the rest of your slop AND PUT ON YOUR PARTY DRESS because we’re back for another night of debauchery. . You’ve heard us! We’re back next week at The Bullingdon for a magical night of TERF culture: Haute Mess and the Philosopher’s Mones xoxo . (Note: anyone rocking up in Harry Potter gear will be forced to pay a £50 tip to a local trans girl — we don’t make the rules!! But in all seriousness, don’t be giving she who shall not be named any of your money. Creative defacement of Pottermore ONLY 😡😡😡)