DUSSC Nativity!

TICKETS LIVE AT 5PM TODAY! Hear ye, hear ye, hear ye. It has been announced that a special baby is due to be born, in the sacred manger of Shaheens on the 4th December at 8:15pm. Mount your donkeys, put the old testament down and gather at shaheens to witness the miracle of life. To celebrate the birth of the sacred skier, we will be having a curry, half a naan and half a rice each, and of course a bottle of wine. This will cost you £18 all included (we love subsidisation). We hope everyone is going to be there to praise the child and admire the beautiful nativity before you. Sincerely, Joseph and his very pregnant virgin, Mary