BROKE THURSDAYS - MADRI MADNESS!!

💸🍺 BROKE THURSDAY: MADRI MADNESS @ PLUSH OXFORD 🍺💸 BROKE STUDENTS + FREE BEER = QUESTIONABLE DECISIONS INCOMING. 🚨 Just when you thought Broke Thursday couldn’t get any more ridiculous… we’ve gone and added FREE MADRI. Welcome to BROKE THURSDAY: MADRI MADNESS — a one-off night of cheap drinks, huge tunes, terrible financial planning and one particularly excited pig. 🐷🍺 And because apparently our accountant has stopped answering our calls… 🔥 EVERY CUSTOMER GETS A FREE BOTTLE OF MADRI! 🔥 Yep. EVERY. SINGLE. CUSTOMER. Walk through the doors → get your FREE MADRI → locate your mates → make several decisions tomorrow-you may wish to discuss. Simple. 🍺 💸 AND THE NORMAL BROKE DEALS ARE STILL HERE… Because giving away beer apparently wasn’t enough: 🥂 Double Absolut + mixer — £6 🍹 2 VKs — £6 🍺 2 Coronas — £6 💣 3 Bombs — £10 🌵 2 Ultra-Premium Espolòn Tequilas — £5.99 🍸 2 Spritz Cocktails — £15 🪣 2 VK Buckets — £15.50 PLUS loads more wallet-friendly madness all night long. Your bank account might be screaming, but for once it isn't because of us. 🐷 THE BROKE PIG HAS ENTERED HIS MADRI ERA Obviously, the legendary Broke Pig will be joining the chaos. Nobody knows whether pigs should drink Spanish lager. Nobody particularly wants to ask. Expect: 🎁 Free merch & giveaways 🥃 Free shots flying around 🏆 Another epic Broke Thursday grand prize 🎧 Killer DJs dropping massive student anthems & party bangers 🍺 And FREE MADRI FOR EVERY CUSTOMER! Basically, we've taken Oxford's favourite excuse for turning up to Friday lectures looking emotionally unavailable and made it even more irresponsible. 🚨 IMPORTANT STUDENT ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨 This isn't a normal Broke Thursday. It's MADRI MADNESS. One night. One massive party. One free Madri for everyone. And approximately 746 people saying "I'm genuinely only coming out for one" before being photographed with the Broke Pig at 2am. Cheap doesn't mean basic either — we're still pouring Absolut in your doubles, premium spirits in your Broke Bombs and Espolòn Tequila at a frankly silly price. 💸 PAY LESS. 🍺 DRINK MADRI. 🐷 MEET THE PIG. 🕺 PARTY MORE. 🎟️ DON'T BE A MUG. GET A TICKET. Broke Thursday already gets seriously busy. Add FREE MADRI FOR EVERYONE into the equation and Oxford's student population may collectively lose its mind. Round up the flatmates. Abandon the group assignment. Put Friday morning's alarm on optimistic mode. BROKE THURSDAY: MADRI MADNESS IS COMING. 🍺🐷🔥 Your Thursday night just got cheaper. And significantly more Spanish. 🇪🇸🍺 GET YOUR TICKETS NOW.