Warp Speed Chug

So, that time of year again for the Warp Speed Chug boys huh? There’s Italo disco to be had at The Crofters Rights on the 29th September and if you've been to a Warp Speed Chug you'll know the score by now FOR VETERANS: You know who you are, and yes it'll be the usual mix of Italo, chug and sad electro from Senor Chugger, DJ Seabass and Count Van Delicious to temporarily abstract you away from your job you hate FOR NEWCOMERS: Don’t know what Italo is? Buy yourself an own brand 4 pack, stick on Spacer Woman by Charlie in your soulless plastic rental kitchen, and when the song ends and you’re convinced it’s possibly the best genre to exist then head on down to Crofters (after your game of ring of fire of course). Just don’t listen to anything by Senor Chugger, it’s all absolute guff. We look forward to awkwardly sidling past you all to get to the toilets, and wouldn’t change it for the world - see you down the front.