The Constitution Presents: PARTY ANIMALS

PARTY ANIMALS A FOR ALPHA B2B LONGEEZ B2B LILY HUU B2B DJ LOVE DJs in PJs POWERED BY INSOMNIA AUDIO CRAZY DECOR, FUN, GAMES, PERFORMERS AND LOADS OF UNICORNS Fancy dress theme: ANIMALS! Prizes for best and/or worst costume Deep in undiscovered lands untouched by humans, animals of all varieties can be found. One species, so rare it’s (almost) mythical, has remained undetected, until now… The infamous Explorer, David Skattenborough encountered them during his travels from Panama, passing through Benidorm to return to his humble hometown of Slough. These creatures - resembling a Horse, but bearing a single horn in the middle of their head - were not scared of our David one bit! Instead, they trotted towards him, and in a fake London accent neighed "alright mate how you doing - wanna come to our clubnight? Gonna be more than just your average party, ground-breaking garage/bassline/jungle/donk! There’s gonna be party games, a costume contest, an interactive game show, fat rig, healthy snacks, circus performers, ‘mad’ décor, Unicorns! F*ck me there’s gonna be loads of unicorns bruv – promise I’m not over-selling you a pipe dream! Take a flyer! Use the code "CUM" for a discount! See you there man yeah, don’t forget to dress up in animal theme – Party Animals mate tell a friend to tell a friend" David was bewildered yet intrigued....