Fluorescent Adolescent: Dynasty

👑⚔️🐉🚩🐉⚔️👑⚔️🐉🚩🐉⚔️👑⚔️🐉🚩🐉⚔️👑⚔️🐉🚩🐉⚔️👑⚔️🐉🚩🐉⚔️👑 Regimes change, kingdoms rise and fall. Battles are won and empires lost. But, amidst the chaos, ONE THING IS CERTAIN. And that thing is that Fluorescent Adolescent is HANDS DOWN the greatest club night - perhaps greatest event - OF ALL TIME. Every term, millions, if not hundreds of millions, of Oxford students make their sacred pilgrimage down Cowley Road, and tales of their exploits ring out across all corners of the globe. This term will be no different. Prepare to join Oxford’s battalions of ravenous indie devourers as they descend upon the city’s LAST REMAINING truly independent music venue. Last Trinity, we gave you some very exciting STICKERS for turning up. This time, there will be some even more spectacular FREE MERCH in the pipeline for loyal hordes. There will be some kind of random system for allocating this trove of treasures, and it will mostly go to those who GET DOWN EARLY (and also obviously if you arrive early you won’t have to queue for as long in the cold 👍👍). 🏰☄️🏰☄️🏰☄️🏰☄️🏰☄️🏰☄️🏰☄️🏰☄️🏰☄️🏰☄️🏰☄️🏰☄️🏰☄️ 🎫 🎟️Tickets 🎟️🎫 You know the drill. First few releases are ABSURDLY CHEAP, so you would be A FOOL not to try and scoop one up. They’ll sell out super fast though, so make sure you’re ON THE BALL when they come out. 🪱 WORM - £1 🦤 EXTINCT BIRD - £2 🦜 EARLY BIRD - £3 🧙 BIRD THAT ARRIVES PRECISELY WHEN HE MEANS TO - £5 ❗ FINAL RELEASE - £8 🏆🍇🏆🍇🏆🍇🏆🍇🏆🍇🏆🍇🏆🍇🏆🍇🏆🍇🏆🍇🏆🍇🏆🍇🏆🍇 EXPECT TO HEAR: ARCTIC MONKEYS (seriously, there will be a lot of Arctic Monkeys. If you don’t like Arctic Monkeys, don’t come, and certainly don’t write salty Oxfesses about there being Arctic Monkeys songs at a club night that is literally named after an Arctic Monkeys song) // FRANZ FERDINAND // KAISER CHIEFS // THE STROKES // KASABIAN // KLAXONS // THE SMITHS // THE BLACK KEYS // CAGE THE ELEPHANT // THE LIBERTINES // THE KOOKS // COURTEENERS // THE KILLERS // THE WOMBATS // OASIS // MGMT // THE FRATELLIS // TWO DOOR CINEMA CLUB // MUSE // WE ARE SCIENTISTS // MAXIMO PARK // THE PIGEON DETECTIVES // THE VACCINES // THE CRIBS // THE HOOSIERS // THE VIEW // HARD-FI // DIRTY PRETTY THINGS // JIMMY EAT WORLD // BLOSSOMS // RAZORLIGHT ❤️✉️❤️✉️❤️✉️❤️✉️❤️✉️❤️✉️❤️✉️❤️✉️❤️✉️❤️✉️❤️✉️❤️✉️ And here’s the only part of the post that’s actually sincere. Dafydd Alexander is the absolute rock that Fluorescent Adolescent is built on. He’s an incredible artist and graphic designer, and we’d be nothing without him. Hire him: http://www.dafyddalexander.co.uk We’d also be nothing without the diligent work of the Oxford Recording Society, who are deeply committed to Oxford’s independent music scene. If you’re interested in making, recording, or enjoying music (hopefully most people reading this are in at least one of those camps), please please please check them out, because they’ll almost certainly have something for you: https://oxrs.uk/