Ou est le Electron

Attention, NatSci students! We have an urgent situation! Due to a series of unexpected technical blunders, we’ve lost three crucial electrons from the NatSci wave function! These electrons have become entangled and scattered across the bars of Exeter. We need YOU to help localise them! Join us outside John Lewis at 7:30 PM on Thursday, 13th, to assist in collapsing the wave function and recovering the missing electrons! You will require £5 cash to participate in the hunt! Our intel suggests that the electrons could be in any of these bars!  1.⁠ ⁠The Black Horse  2.⁠ ⁠Farmers union  3.⁠ ⁠Old firehouse  4.⁠ ⁠Stand off  5.⁠ ⁠All stars  6.⁠ ⁠St Anne’s well  7.⁠ ⁠Ship inn  8.⁠ ⁠Brewdog  9.⁠ ⁠The white hart 10.⁠ ⁠Castle street 11.⁠ ⁠Stoke arms 12.⁠ ⁠Coolings 13.⁠ ⁠Chevs 14.⁠ ⁠George’s 15.⁠ ⁠Revs 16.⁠ ⁠Ludo 17.⁠ ⁠Monkey suit 18.⁠ ⁠Duke of York 19.⁠ ⁠The Vic You will need to find the electrons. But if they aren’t in the bar you go to we will need someone from your group to collapse the wavefunction(finish a drink)! If this sounds a bit confusing that’s because it’s quantum mechanics.However, thankfully it will be explained outside John Lewis. For those not taking phys chem: we are doing ou est le Poule! Buy a FIXR ticket to put money into the pot and then you and friends will go from bar to bar trying to find the ‘electrons’(comittee members) if you find them then you get to join in drinking through the money pit from the tickets. If they aren’t in that pub at least one of your group will have to get and finish a drink! Remember to bring your £5 cash!! See you soon!